Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in yattering's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
5:49 pm	WTF? I'm sick and tired of pretty big penises. I want either a big one or a little one-either a night of solid sleep, or none at all. (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 18th, 2003
4:15 pm	In economics, the division of labor is calculable by the sum of its two coefficients. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 11th, 2002
9:55 am	Hmmm. It feels like a Monday. (Comment on this)
Friday, February 15th, 2002
4:10 am	oh, my god this past weekend was sooooooooooooooo... amazing. After work I went to get pastries with Jared and Connie and we ran into steve from like seven years ago on the way. he was in mrs. emmett's biology class with me and we hung out a lot that summer...anyway instead of getting pastries we decide to meet up in an hour's time (or so) outside 283 and then go from there. but i was so buzzed after seeing an old friend i forgot to tell kelly, who was still waiting back at the apartment, that i wasn't going to jersey city with her for the night until we were about eight blocks in the other direction going to connie's mom's house to pick up her makeup case and see if there was anything to eat...so jared ran back to tell kelly, and instead of kelly he found a note, "hey silly i'm going to queens instead. dont wait up' woohoo! we reconvene (my new favorite word) and head up to ted's because he's having a party...open bar! table dancing came of this, not the stripper kind but the silly kind, like in that movie with the bartenders (bartendresses) after this it's like six in the morning and none of us are ready for sleep, we go to the landmark and kick it in a corner booth talking about all the strippers who just got off their shift and are up at the front. jared took me home and cuddled me...we dozed most of the day....i think i'm in love. (Comment on this)
Thursday, September 14th, 2000
3:06 pm	Is it foolish? You took your coat off, and stood in the rain. You were always crazy like that. And I watched from my window, Always felt I was outside looking in on you. You were always the mysterious one with dark eyes and careless hair. You were fashionably sensitive, but too cool to care. You stood in my doorway, with nothing to say, Besides some comment on the weather. Well in case you failed to notice, In case you failed to see, This is my heart, bleeding before you, This is me down on my knees. And these foolish games are tearing me apart, And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart... You're breaking my heart. You were always brilliant in the morning: Smoking your cigarettes, and talking over coffee. Your philosophies on art, Baroque moved you; You loved Mozart, And you'd speak of your loved ones, As I clumsily strummed my guitar. YOU TEACH ME OF HONEST THINGS: THINGS THAT ARE DARING, THINGS THAT ARE CLEAN, THINGS THAT KNEW WHAT AN HONEST DOLLAR DID MEAN. I hid my soiled hands behind my back, Somewhere along the line I must have gone off-track with you. Excuse me, think I've mistaken you for somebody else: Somebody who gave a damn, Somebody more like myself. And these foolish games are tearing me, You're tearing me, you're tearing me apart. And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart... You're breaking my heart. You took your coat off and stood in the rain; You were always crazy like that. I know I'm a big girl now, with big girl dreams and aspirations...but there will always be a part of me that will love Jewel. (17 Comments |Comment on this)